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[Weed Harmless 3]

BEST WEED AWARENESS CARTOON EVER

I remember when I watched the first two and being like "Wow, this guy is funny- but most people (stupid people) will just see it as Childish Pot-head Humor
(That it was...:)...)
and maybe he should shed some truth and some humor on the real problems people have with not knowing ANYTHING about Weed...

And this Flash says it all!

My favorite is the News report and also the Mouse saying "There's a difference between being stupid and being high....I'm High........that's it you can go now.."

Superb, even after 5 years...
MAKE A FOURTH ONE!!!!! MAKE A FOURTH ONE!!!!!
YOUR PUBLIC DEMANDS IT!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 1111
Also Nick is a great example of a 420 Man Such as myself...and VolksWagenPower back there...

Okay...well how'bout some Hot SOUP IN YOUR FACE!!!!

[W.A.R]

Short, Sweet, and Funny!

TWO THUMBS UP TO TEA-BAGGING

[Dot Dot Dot - Animated]

The only reson im giving this a 10 beacuase...

..It filled made my day with pure laughter by the sound of this man's voice and the great animation!

when he said beacuase(BEACOOWUZ) I literalley fell off my chair!
funniest shit I've seen in a long time! I'm watching it again as I type this!
FANTASTICALLYFUNNYASFUCK!

[boondock saints tribute]

WHAT THE FUCK?! FUCK! WHO THE FUCK?!

FUCK THIS FUCKIN', HOW DID YOU TWO FUCKIN' FUCKS?!....FUCK!!!

[Blisterine+ Short]

Nice...

Pretty fuckin' funny- I like when Blisterine is stabbin' the crying germ...hahahahaa...

[Cookie Jar Gone Wrong]

My Kind of Humor!

Great Fucking Animation for taking about two days to make!
I gotta show this shit to my Peeps...

favorite parts;
Wh-Who me? YES You!...Fuck They Found Out! *COCK*

John:YOU! LITTLE BILLY, ON THE GROUND NOW! YOU WANNA BE A HERO?!! YEAH JUST TRY AN GET UP!!!
Little Billy:NO DON'T KILL ME!!! OhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOh mygodOhmygodOhmygodOh!!!!!!

[Pokemon But With Animals]

YO OAK ITSMY 7th BIRFDAY GIVEME A POKEMONZ ALREADY

Funniest Parody of Pokemon I've seen in a long time...Great animation gags, and great references...I actually do think I made Gary's name Assclown because it was funny and fit perfectly...
Very Funny!
Oh and CaptainAwesome!

Y'know, Those bad puns you made; they really gargle balls... so looks like someone needs to go find a few more rare candies, and shut the fuck up.

[ColdRevenge2(FIXED)]

Good Job

Way better than the original, Great action, better ending.
That grenade-in-the-brain-cavity thing was fucking SICK

[Cunt Burgers]

NOT BAD. IN FACT...I LIKE IT!

Nah Just kidding.
It was like eating slow-roasted baboon asshole cold out of the fridge.
No Good, better everything next time...

Oh but my favorite part was when all the mindless mickey mouse ring-around-the-retard bullshit ended, and it said "The End!" Telling me that said mindless mickey mouse ring-around-the-retard bullshit had ended.

["Target Practice"]

jeez...:( sombody should talk to this guy....

And give him some art lessons!
Hahaheheh ahe he....umm too soon? pff..
but In All Seriousness Folks- IDK too much about Jeff Weise and IDwannaK too much about him.
All I know is that, whatever or whoever made him the way he was, or put him into motion- I understand that's some people don't have anything to vent out with, or something to make there problems seem less imminent.

Y'know A Friend you can talk to, or a instrument to play out on, a pet to come home to,
a family that loves you, or hell even a Fricken Pillow to Sock. AND SOMETIMES EVEN THAT SHIT ISN'T ENOUGH!
I mean- I agree with the last guy, he was probably doing this as something to keep him from doing what this kid was Going to end up doing. Or at least a cry for fucking help!
And Low and Fucking Behold, the end of the Bad Story- He was stopped one way or another(killed some innocent people, then shot himself.)
I must say If I ever had a chance to stop him, It wouldn't have been with words.
It would've ended with him dead just the same.
It would've been the same ending that it is now, Tragedy. Except it would be a Tragedy without the innocents who suffered and never got a chance to leave anything behind except Sadness. Because of this Sick Fucking Pup...
Sure I'm all for helping people, but LETS FACE IT. SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST NO GOOD.
LIKE PEOPLE WHO MADE JEFF THE WAY HE WAS FROM THE BEGINNING.
LIKE RAYDIO SAID HIS LIFE HAD TO BE TRAGIC.
I NEVER TRULY KNEW JEFF WEISE, HE DIDN'T START OUT LIKE THIS, BUT HE DIDN'T HAVE TO END THE WAY HE DID.
ALL I'M SAYING IS LEARN FROM THIS GUY. TO PEOPLE WITH PROBLEMS:
THERE IS ALWAYS HOPE.

It reminds me of Manhunter- Will Graham saying "My heart bleeds for him, as a child!
Someone took a kid and manufactured a monster. As an adult, someone should blow the sick fuck out of his socks.
**review
Okay now I'll put on my Reviewer face-
As for "Target Practice" I think the title is Self-explanatory for what happened. (to Jeff Weise not in the flash.)
The Animation is I guess Adequate for Mindless Random Violence. but pretty bogus-Seems like it was rushed, I think maybe Weise was ready for the real thing.

Good thing Police were smart enough to just let him throw a grenade at a empty car. XD

Hey, at least he had the decency to shoot a Klan member. jk

He could have had potential in animation.
but He took a Angry Coward's way out.

Our lord, being as a Merciful God, will give Pity, but not Redemption to Jeff Weise.
And Shed tears for the failure of a son, accepting his failure as a father.
But then being as a Vengeful God, will payback the toll carried on Jeff's Soul.