Total Medals Earned: 168 (From 31 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,495 Points
Medals Earned: 18/18 (500/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 29/30 (180/190 points)
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Give a dog a bone
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Keep both dinner guests alive
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get cut
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Pet the teddy
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (30/300 points)
Scare all the people out of the house
Freak out 5 people at once
Reach maximum atmosphere
Cause 10 suicides
Possess every item
All lights swinging at once
Use every possessable ability
Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/110 points)
First time explode the zombie
Win 14 level
Win 27 level
Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)
You might earn this for winning her affection.
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (25/50 points)
Beat the game on Easy
Find the girl.
Explode your first bomb.
Get the first light upgrade.
Visit your old house.
Beat the game on without hints.
Medals Earned: 4/25 (65/1,000 points)
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
Do a total of 50 actions.
Fully research 1 specimen.
Use 1 preferred item.
Terminate 5 specimens.
Use 1 appropriate item.
Kill 10 animals with your research.
Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Fully research 10 items.
Discover 5 passive reactions.
Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
Research all the techniques at least once.
Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Do a total of 1000 actions.
Discover 40 passive reactions.
Try all the food items.
Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
Try all the objects.
Try all the weapons.
Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (175/270 points)
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Last up to day 15.
Reach a score of 1 million
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (65/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.