Quagland3000's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Gretel and Hansel]

A Lot of Dark Games people are making...

Games like Alice is dead, and The Ugly and this one, are these games with really dark premises on the game, y'know and a lot of suspense and creepiness(Like that fucking spider!!!UGH!!!!) or it could be someone or something is out to kill you.... or your parents..or both! You can see your way out of it...or not. In which you get Your Cracker Ass KILL' T!

[De-Animator]

I Re-Animated you, and I can De-Animate you!

Pretty stylish, I also noticed the different ways they die on different times, they can die halfway out, almost out, about to get out. or just out.

[Johnny Rocketfingers]

This is gonna buy me a loooooot of crack.

I love this game played it and the sequel about 4 or hell maybe even 6 years ago.
Gave it a 5 then and a 5 now. I smoked a blunt with Johnny RocketFingers at my house.....we chilled, we talked about life, we listened to music....and then he robbed me. Bastard. Thanks Ryan Khatam For making such a scumbag action hero,
(Yeah, like he's a hero.)Asshole! Peace.

[Back to the Cubeture 1]

A triumphant adventure only a idiot could enjoy

needless to say I loved it. Cant wait til part 2, and a 5 for you!

[Alice is Dead - Ep 1]

poor alice...

oh well dumb bitch deserves it if she listens to a label on a bottle, if thats how she died. I love to hate that chill I get when you turn her over. I didnt know, but I kinda had a feeling that you were the rabbit when I saw the gloves. This kindof like that alice game, except y'know, good! Instead of hours of killing cards and tweedledee and dumb just to wind up in a mental institution, You play the clever rabbit trying to find his future killer. Oh and that bitch alice is wormfood!

[Doom Triple Pack]

FUCK YOU MIKE!

Nahh just kidding man, you rule for doing this, I dont even care if there demos!
I Just cant belive Ive got to play doom again at all! O and the Nightmare mode was easy I kicked its Ass!!!....No not really I cant back that up... Great job man kudos!

[Canabalt]

WOAH

That is some straight up Neo the One,Free your mind Matrix Shit!
as a warning to you,if you are still going about 1500m and nothing has fallen out of the sky yet. wait and be cautious!
Got to 4000m and still no escape, I think it's inevitable, your death, something to do with a splatter!

[Dadgame]

GREAT GAME

I Love How even when hes dying,Dad still has a grin on his face!
Couldnt find ninja.

[Bat Outta Hell!]

Wow,

My Bat got as big as the tower and I became Immune to the cows! Hey you guys know about Markula from ATHF?
"They still havent payed the rent for November! Cost of Blood is going up, and I need to Feed!" "Hey dude, you keep throwing around these words like: "Blood" and "Feed" I mean feed what man?" "Never you mind." "Now, FEAST!"
"Feast on what man?"
That shit is the tits! But this game was the shit too!

[Llama Adventure]

Dammit!!!

Fuck this game! its smarter than me!