Quagland3000's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Virtual Driveby 2]

Dats rightem Mon!

Me was jus sayin dat we-in-need to stop angin around da black peeple!
Ebin doh me be black maself! Me jus growing me juju berriesh and my sensi WeedamaGanja! yo know wat me tink Mon?Me tink dis game fun but needs betta defenz against da Babylon!(police)
Dude, just kidding! the guy who reviewed last sounded totally Jamican!

[Nutty McNuts]

Yah

but you sould have something to turn on infinite lives. by pressing forward you can but then the level wont end. Well you shouldnt have to do that for crappy game players oh well great game!

[Smokaz Challenge]

Great game

Good music too

[Pimp's Quest]

Whatup August 29, 2009

I Love this game played it in 2003, and all I can remember is" HERE'S YO FUCKING MONEY BIIIITCH!!!" Played it again and again over the years wanted to make a Art Submit with my own Graphic of Hooch. Did'nt know If needed permission?

*Edit 1-22-2020
10 years later and I still love to come back and Bullshit with this game. Heard the creator Ben passed away awhile ago... If somebody has the time and talent, we should make a new game in his honor...Keep Hooch Pandersnatch in business. Cheers

[You Only Live Once]

DAMN YOU LACKY NUMBER 4!!!!

Greatjob man. This game is fun an it's adaptable to over 15 languages!
I love the Mario-es Gametype, and with only one life its very challenging.
That guy was a total jew! I was expecting him to be like, "Oh God! I forgot to put those cucumbers I chopped up in the fridge! Oy! There going to be all dry when I get home! Oh well, oh man Sir Mr.PinkLizard
should really turn the air down! Its very chilly in here! Besides it costs alot less just to open a window!
Hey you should make a new game called the Super Winestien Bros!

[Body Ladder]

all I can say is

THAT SHIT WAS OFF THE HISSY FORIZZY!.....izle
Vote 5 or the clones are coming for you hoolyhoop-eyed Jive Turkeys!

[Ghosts of Hell]

The Devil Cannot be killed

He was murdered!!!
by some wierd red circle guy!
Good Game Man Kudos

[-RetroSplode-]

CAUGHT YA YA BASTARD!!!

This Is a Ripoff version of GeometryWars On XBOX 360 Same enimies-(Example:Green enemy that dodges yours is a circle thiers is a diamond but you probably know that you Frickin Bootlegger!!!)
Im sure somebody wrote the same thing but I'm not goin to search the damn reviews! ohwell Good Game But Used Concept!

DonutMaster responds:

Shush! Lets just keep this between you and me, 'aight? You scratch my back by not telling anyone, and maybe there's something I could do for you in return. I have donuts. Do you like donuts, Quagland? I could give you donuts; endless donuts, for nothing; nothing at all. All you have to do is not tell anybody. We got ourselves a deal? :D

Glad you thought the game was good at the end at least, but yes it is indeed a "Used Concept" :(

[Daytraders of the Dead]

DAMN!!!!!

They Killed My Ass Like It Aint No Thang!!!
Probably I jumped into That Shit Blind On Extreme Mode!!!
Good game But I feel Cheated It like stopped in the middle of the game.
No I didnt click offscreen it just stopped while I had the Laser And I was Surrounded
And THEY OVERTOOK MY ASS AND SLURPED MY BRAINS LIKE A SIPPY CUP!
Fucking Economy...HA! GREAT GAME VOTE 5 For This bitches!